Inspiration And Sacrifices

Nope. No one is doing a sequel to Jane Austen's Pride And Prejudice. Let alone this talking/typing French otter John L'Otter. You see, John now knows what he wants to do with his Twitter account. Apart from replying to tweets, John's Twitter account has now officially declared independence from his Facebook account. Facebook will be used for more serious stuff while Twitter is now for the lighter side of things. Therefore, disconnection is a must. Hopefully, John can keep this consistent. Here's a (non-exhaustive) list of stunts this tweeting otter has pulled off so far.

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Old man Putin: I’d like to ask that young man sitting over there eating Russian snacks, Jack Ma, you are still so young, why are you retiring?

Young man Jack Ma: Because I don't want to die in my office while eating Russian snacks.

— Minghui Kuok (@Aeranath) September 13, 2018

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I don't remember @2013_SALT being so salty when the non-political Park-Choi was made official. #saltykoreans #notallkoreansaresalty

— Minghui Kuok (@Aeranath) September 14, 2018

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So you have Claudia Kim, Taeyeon Kim, and now Irene Kim. Not to mention the Korean nukes as well. #WhyAlwaysKim

— Minghui Kuok (@Aeranath) September 10, 2018

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They better not hold it at Oxley Road. Singapore will sink like the city of Atlantis.

— Minghui Kuok (@Aeranath) September 11, 2018

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We need @JeremyClarkson . We really need him to drive a lorry with someone else driving the Maserati. Not necessarily a Mexican though.

— Minghui Kuok (@Aeranath) September 11, 2018

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Moral of the story? There's no chance in hell you can ever win against the master @JeremyClarkson Just ask the British lorry drivers and all the Mexicans manufacturing their Maseratis.

— Minghui Kuok (@Aeranath) September 14, 2018

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I find amusing the fact that humanity is more oft than not a self-fulfilling prophecy. I'm pretty sure Shakespeare would have been as well. #GreatMindsThinkAlike

— Minghui Kuok (@Aeranath) September 10, 2018

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Was that b/c @blakelively ignored @VancityReynolds ?

— Minghui Kuok (@Aeranath) September 7, 2018

As for the tweet inspiring this post...

If got pontianak, you'll run faster than #usainbolt https://t.co/i7nc819GW6

— Minghui Kuok (@Aeranath) September 10, 2018

Needless to say, John won't blame Colin "the Kaep Crusader" Kaepernick for this rather. Rather, John blamed the memes. But before John starts the story (?) of Inspiration And Sacrifices, allow this typing/talking otter to... well, stir up some shit. After all, if they could defeat a buaya, why not John?

https://mothership.sg/2018/09/molester-serangoon-mrt-got-away/

https://mothership.sg/2018/09/spore-guy-rejected-by-woman-on-dating-app-calls-her-fat-says-women-should-be-put-in-their-own-place/

https://mothership.sg/2018/09/ntu-sexual-harassment/

Protect the girl. Even if it means her rapist must die.

Protect people. Even if it means poking other people to death.








Protect slaves. Even if it means people with guns kill other people.

Believe in meritocracy. Even if it's the PC term for dog eat dog.
http://ricemedia.co/current-affairs-commentary-low-ses-students-not-focusing-grades-impossible-dream/

Believe in people. Even if it means... okay, never mind.










Believe in yourself. Even if it means... okay, never mind. Ryougi Shiki will still kill you anyway.

Lyrics


Believe in your Servant. Even if it means he's the hero and you're the knave.




And lastly, believe in yourself. Especially if it means you'll get a girlfriend who is rich, pretty, and intelligent. Also, believe in your Servant. Especially if he's actually your boyfriend. Well, sorta.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

P.S: Believe in your education system. That is if the person upstairs happened to look like auntie Seetoe Beechan from DDR. Think I'm going to get myself into trouble for this. Hopefully, the Cantonment Brigade won't be mobilised to bust this typing/talking otter.

Add P.S: Maybe this song below will be an indication of what John will do for the next post under this label.