Inspiring songs

It's been a very Singaporean week or so. John is pretty sure the video was done slightly more than 7 days ago. In the classic river otter manner, sex and race were involved. Of course, this is not to say John L'Otter is a saint. Because he's not. In fact, sea otters are capable of being equally bad, if not worse than the river otters.

In other news, two notable satirists voiced their views in two very different ways. In his blog, Der Smong decided to mock (?) the self-righteous nature of his fellow river otters from Nanyang Tongkat University to National University Sialah.

Herr Braun, on the other paw, was less generous than Der Smong but at least he didn't hit below the belt by using the term Nanyang Tongkat University.

Now why John L'Otter call this a very Singaporean week due to this incident is very simple: Remember Kevin Kwan Kong? He's Singaporean. Remember Crazy Rich Asians? That's Singaporean. Remember Jimmy Chow Yang, the son of Mr Ken Chow?

Because this particularly Singaporean episode was at least as offensive as Havas Atas Tapas versus the Super Nair Siblings, John decides to take things into his own paws. This post will contain zero Singaporean stuff. However, the videos will (hopefully) give out a vibe of positivity. After all, Daily Nas isn't the only person capable of spreading positivity.

A level results a bit rubbish? Don’t worry. I got a C and two Us and I’ve rented this place for the summer. pic.twitter.com/tJNmJNv14X

— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) August 15, 2019

For starters, allow John to demonstrate positivity through the culture of China. As offensive as it sounds to the typical angry river otter, the below video can be very inspirational. That is if you understand Chinese. Wait, someone else already mentioned China before John.

To the river otters who only can only understand Chinese and some Hokkien vulgarities, the above song is actually Cantonese.

And yes, there are more to come and none of them is done by Singaporeans.

Note: Yellow blood in the lyrics refers to the blood of cowards. So no, there's nothing racist about it unless your English isn't good enough.

P.S: Okay, it's getting late and John's brain has started losing its functionality. Before he ends this post, allow him to post two more inspiring songs. The first is for all the romantic ones out there, the last one is for all the broken ones out there.

Seriously, they played this song during John's sister's wedding.