The heroes Singaporeans either need or deserve

It's been quite a tumultuous week or so in an island nation full of river otters and the only sea otter. Recently, someone decided that using Dennis Chew as a stand-in for Norleena Salim and Kumar was... well, a clever idea. Turned out it was a dumb idea and an insult to the creative industry. Along came the Super Nair Siblings. Needless to say, the most metal Indian in Singaporean politics wasn't amused. Around the same time, the most diplomatic (?) Indian in Singaporean politics decided that enough was enough. Scarily enough, John accidentally did a Comey prior to the coming of Jimmy Rahmat. If Jimmy Rahmat sounds weirdly racist to you, it means you're quite likely a sea otter rather than a river otter. Additional info can be found here. Now before John continues, allow him to up a local Singaporean act to sooth the frayed nerves of flesh and blood. After all, no one goes by the surname of Emiya.

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This comes to mind a very interesting question: If Singapore needs a hero, what kind of hero should we get? Amazingly enough, it's not Superman. Even though Singapore looks far more like a Metropolis than a Gotham City, Superman actually pointed out that the true hero of Singapore should be like...

"His parents died when he was so young. Shot. Killed right in front of him. He was raised alone. A kid in a huge mansion. With his memories of his mother and father. He had love, and they took it from him. He should be a killer. He should want to tear the world apart for what it did. And yet he took that pain. That shock of death. And he turned it into hope."

Moral of the story? You don't need to be a white knight to be a hero because the dark knight is the real knight.

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Note to auntie See-toe of DDR: Seriously, you remind me of the most powerful woman in the series.

Note to all the beautiful ladies in DDR: Above image is only being upped 4 teh lolz.

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P.S: It's getting late, so allow John L'Otter to add in two more moments of creative excellence. This lesson is free of charge, by the way.

Add P.S: This is the only statement Singaporeans need right now.