Just burning things for fun

No, not a stack of hell bank notes worth millions in the underworld currency. It's just a... well, burn. So what is this burning thing all about? John has to admit that he can be very evil at times. It's not because he's chaotic evil, just that he's chaotic neutral.

This is so sad I cry every time. pic.twitter.com/vHpgTlBtd5

— Troll Football (@TrollFootball) December 29, 2018

The rest of the country after #LFC go 9 points clear 😂 pic.twitter.com/bTj85bkolb

— ShotOnGoal (@shotongoal247) December 29, 2018

Sick burning and a week-long therapy at the burn centre@SGH aside, one can't be blamed for wondering whether the fans were actually watching Burnley getting burned.

A/N: Who'd have imagined the existence of Mino Shinji at Anfield?

Seriously, what took #RoboKlopp so long to realise it should be strategically possible to convince a Brazilian that he could be a Japanese if he wanted to?

The offensive was absolutely brutal, the heat map even so.

It's crazy to imagine Mané Kuroudo slaughtering the opposition out wide like Akabane Kuroudo killing stuff for fun. If so, there has to be a visible presence at the other flank. At Stoke (on-Trent), the Great White Shaq was never the Harry Potter the long-suffering Potters desired. Inconsistent, overpriced, and still inconsistent. In a nutshell, this was the story of a Potter who was never a prince.

Then along came this Kraut.

If Kraut and Klopp rhyme like a pair of clapping hands, that's because you're most likely still in Dirndland instead of Deutschland. Just quit the LSD. Just quit it.

Whether the Great White Shaq can replicate the feat of consistency set down by another Shaq remains a question mark, but John believes it never hurts to ask King Henry IX whether a motivation session taught by the Great Black Shaq can be arranged. After all, they're both Americans in the same way Boston and Orlando are equally American.

So what this post is all about?

As suggested by the post title, this will be John doing random burning for fun. If any North London Gooners are offended, please be assured that there's most likely a Singaporean Gooner or two who would like to flay this sea otter first. So, yeah. No need to emulate the typical radical leftist goon or far right gunman. In the worst case scenario, there'd be famous people out to hire a Serbian assassin to bump off this Singaporean (sea) otter.

 

P.S: Can't be doing this forever, so John has no choice but to stop after the final one.

Final P.S: Let it not be said that John L'Otter is nothing more than a neutral arsonist. Allow him to identify that one potential new signing who can make a difference. And no, he's not Don.T even though he enjoys being the firing gunner.

Will El Emerytus make Arsenal great again? Will it be #MAGA next season?