Semi-drifting 15/4/19

Seriously, it’s a miracle that I managed to do a longer Semi-drifting post last night despite being ill since Friday. Right now, I’m still in the state of recovery. In other news, my PC is still under the 14 working days status. Anyway, this post will most likely be quite short.

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The reason why I’m plugging the first part of my A Requiem From Winter Past semi-drift isn’t because I want to prove myself against Mediacorp. Yes, I might have angered the Winnies by using Winsome Her as a weapon to make fun of human objectification below.
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But trust me when I say I’m more of a Nightcrawler or Iceman instead of an actual Loki when it comes making fun in the name of having fun. Needless to say, I’m no Remy LeBeau even though my past weirdly resembled his.

Causaceans:
Let’s admit it, my fellow local Singaporean guys. When it comes to the SPG culture, we’re always jealous of our white counterparts. While the debate on local machismo versus local materialism will never see the end of an endless MRT tunnel, we have no choice but to examine ourselves first. I’m pretty sure that the HardwareZone forum is now abuzz with statements involving last night’s cleavage.

Okay, enough about others because this is about my brand of creativity minus the hope of getting noticed by the likes of G.R.R. Martin and Neil Gaiman. I’m going to break down this section into 3 parts. Namely, the 3 types of Causaceans in a world where God doesn’t exist.

Causacea can be seen in two contexts. The continental and physical. Continental refers to the namesake continent no different from the West minus North America and Australasia. Physical wise, that’d be the Kalarans, Teutonians, and Slarvs.

Let’s talk about the continental aspect first. Now when it comes to the facial shape, Causacean type ranges from squarish to oblong. It’s not that hard to imagine since we don’t need the Foreign Talent Scheme to supplant Hollywood. This is for males. For females, the shape takes either a roundish or a fuller oval look. While they do look like the typical white person, there are certain interesting details setting each apart.

The Kalarans are inspired by the Romans. Hence, I intend to use the olive complexion typical of the Mediterranean type. When it comes to height, they’re roughly the same as the Teutonians but shorter than the Slarvs. Which means the male height can go from 1.75 to slightly over 1.8. For the female height, that’d look like 1.65 to 1.75. Physique wise, they can range from ectomorphic to mesomorphic. The eye colour varies from brown to blue. Hair colour can range from black to blond.

For the Teutonians, they have a peach complexion. While the eye colour is the same as the Kalarans, the hair colour tends to go from auburn to pale blond. Male height would be around nearly 1.8 to slightly over that. Female height wise, they tend to be around the 1.7 range. Like the Kalarans, their physique ranges from ectomorphic to mesomorphic although the men have a higher chance of the latter while the women are mostly ectomorphic or endomorphic. Interestingly, Teutonians don’t tan and burn easily. Which in turn makes them more recognisable than otherwise imagined.

The Slarvs are tall. Men and women share the same height range of 1.8 to 1.85. Out of the three people, the Slarvs are the fairest. They don’t tan easily and they can get sunburnt easier than the other two. In fact, the Slarvs are the only Causacean people with blond hair and blue eyes on the racial scale. At the same time, Slarvs are ectomorphic.

When it comes to the eye shape, Kalarans have a higher chance of having downturned eyes while the Teutonians have a higher chance of getting rounded eyes. For the Slarvs, it’s a higher chance of getting hooded eyes.

For the nose, Slarvs have a narrow nasal bridge while Kalarans and Teutonians have either the wide or medium width. Unlike the Yaguryeo and Tamurians, Causaceans universally have taller noses.

Height of their womenfolk:
I’m going to explain the female height for the other races done so far except for the Sudhlits and the Causaceans.

For the elves and Relentless Ones, they tend to be only half a head shorter than the men. For the Tamurians, the women are slimmer but nearly as tall. For the Yaguryeo, it’s either half a head or one head shorter.

Special mention:
At this point in time, I need to say something about the Histalonians. So are they Kalarans, Teutonians, or Slarvs? Maybe let’s see things this way. The Kalarans weren’t exactly the luckiest people to begin with. When things happen and the situation goes to ground zero, every nation needs every help it can get. That’s how Singapore do things post-independence and that’s how Japan managed to recover post-war. It’s down to where you get the help. The Slarvs don’t need much infrastructure because they’re nomadic. The Teutonians might have gotten outside aid. For the Kalarans, they needed friends. Which would explain why they have a darker complexion. Just don’t ask me how the early Histalonians got themselves into trouble in the first place. I’m still trying to find that out.